NOTE THIS IS AN EARLY BIRD PREORDER SPECIAL. THE PRODUCT WILL INCREASE IN PRICE WHEN IT OFFICIALLY HITS THE MARKET SO GET IT WHILE ITS HOT HOT HOT AND AT IT'S LOWEST PRICE!
ESTIMATED DELIVERY DATE: OCTOBER 2021
A completely unnecessary but very cool snacking tool with one function: to shove more snacks into your huge mouth without interrupting your activities or getting your crap covered in grease or snack debris.
Features:
- Non permanent body modification
- Chill white and light gray color
- Really grippy grips to grab your snacks really hard
- Sleek, minimalist design that makes you look like an android
- BPA free
- Phthalates free
- Food Grade
- FDA compliant
- You can put it in the dishwasher if you're rich and own one
- Sexy ergonomic slots for the index and middle finger
- Flexile rubber ensures comfort fit for users 14+
- Designed to stand on its own without contacting other surfaces