NOTE THIS IS AN EARLY BIRD PREORDER SPECIAL. THE PRODUCT WILL INCREASE IN PRICE WHEN IT OFFICIALLY HITS THE MARKET SO GET IT WHILE ITS HOT HOT HOT AND AT IT'S LOWEST PRICE!
ESTIMATED DELIVERY DATE: OCTOBER 2021
This bundle comes with:
One Snactiv, a completely unnecessary but very cool snacking tool with one function: to shove more snacks into your huge mouth without interrupting your activities or getting your crap covered in grease or snack debris.
- Non permanent body modification
- Slick black and gray color
- Really grippy grips to grab your snacks really hard
- Sleek, minimalist design that makes you look like an android
- BPA free
- Phthalates free
- Food Grade
- FDA compliant
- You can put it in the dishwasher if you're rich and own one
- Sexy ergonomic slots for the index and middle finger
- Flexile rubber ensures comfort fit for users 14+
- Designed to stand on its own without contacting other surfaces
It also comes with one custom carrying case.
Nothing says I am going places and I am a functional human being in society like taking your Snactiv and putting it in our custom carrying case and then going places.
Next time you’re at the Olive Garden, just whip out your Snactiv case and watch your date’s jaw DROP. Money-back guarantee.*
*We will not give you your money back if your date is not impressed.